Fotgadgum is a god.
He takes the form of a microscopic, impressive
rhinoceros.
Fotgadgum created Asia four quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Fotgadgum, he will visit you to thank you.
If you do not believe in
Fotgadgum, he will send you a sign.
Fotgadgum's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.
Fotgadgum's Holy Commandments1. Do not shave your head.
2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.
3. Never look at planets.
4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.
5. Do not trade with those who eat coconuts.