Farhapsidjon is a god.
He takes the form of a minute, all-powerful
bear.
Farhapsidjon created a strange quark seven quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Farhapsidjon, he will smite all your enemies.
If you do not believe in
Farhapsidjon, he will send two she bears to sort you out.
Farhapsidjon's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.
Farhapsidjon's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.
2. Hide from white goats for they are unholy.
3. Never go into gray rooms.
4. Do not drink water in red rooms.
5. Never mention moths.