Farhapsidjon is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, all-powerful bear.

Farhapsidjon created a strange quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Farhapsidjon, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Farhapsidjon, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Farhapsidjon's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Farhapsidjon's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Hide from white goats for they are unholy.

3. Never go into gray rooms.

4. Do not drink water in red rooms.

5. Never mention moths.