Ganhomomin is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, unsympathetic fly.

Ganhomomin created an up quark seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Ganhomomin, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Ganhomomin, she will make you grow a tail.

Ganhomomin's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Ganhomomin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear yellow clothing.

2. Always make sure there are no porpoises in a building before entering it.

3. You must pray to Ganhomomin nine times a day.

4. Always look after injured mice.

5. Do not wear iron on your body.