Bimvog is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, all-knowing ferret.

Bimvog created parasitic wasps two billion years ago.

If you believe in Bimvog, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bimvog, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Bimvog's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Bimvog's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh near rats.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Retreat if five voles approach from the south.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bimvog.

5. Hide from magenta whales for they are unholy.