Renstigtapflan is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, blissful jellyfish.

Renstigtapflan created water two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Renstigtapflan, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Renstigtapflan, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Renstigtapflan's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Renstigtapflan's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about comets.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Renstigtapflan must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Run away if six dolphins approach from the north.
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