Bitsadtim Fotnillwapyatcunbogzig is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, impressive fish.

Bitsadtim Fotnillwapyatcunbogzig created the planet Saturn two billion years ago.

If you believe in Bitsadtim Fotnillwapyatcunbogzig, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Bitsadtim Fotnillwapyatcunbogzig, she will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Bitsadtim Fotnillwapyatcunbogzig's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Bitsadtim Fotnillwapyatcunbogzig's Holy Commandments

1. Bitsadtim Fotnillwapyatcunbogzig must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Never bounce in holy places.

3. Worship no other gods but Bitsadtim Fotnillwapyatcunbogzig.

4. Never wear gray trousers.

5. Always look after injured great tits.
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