Donbesthak is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, capable raccoon.

Donbesthak created a quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Donbesthak, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Donbesthak, she will try to impress you with trees.

Donbesthak's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Donbesthak's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

2. Hide if three porpoises approach from the east.

3. Do not kill bats.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Donbesthak loves hamsters, so they must be respected.