Bosscipsad is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, grumpy rat.

Bosscipsad created the planet Venus five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bosscipsad, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Bosscipsad, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Bosscipsad's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Bosscipsad's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured shrews.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Always obey Bosscipsad's priests.

4. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

5. Always take life seriously.