Dotpakged is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, unselfish unicorn.

Dotpakged created the world four billion years ago.

If you believe in Dotpakged, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Dotpakged, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Dotpakged's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Dotpakged's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about planets.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Dotpakged.

4. Feed all hungry sharks.

5. Do not cook food in pots.