Canmigsid is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, boastful centipede.

Canmigsid created time and space eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Canmigsid, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Canmigsid, it will throw large rocks at you.

Canmigsid's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Canmigsid's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Canmigsid.

2. Sheep are not to be trusted.

3. Never eat lentils.

4. Do not kill turtles.

5. Always pray immersed in water.