Canmigsid is a god.
It takes the form of an enormous, boastful
centipede.
Canmigsid created time and space eight trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Canmigsid, it will be shocked.
If you do not believe in
Canmigsid, it will throw large rocks at you.
Canmigsid's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.
Canmigsid's Holy Commandments1. Worship no other gods but Canmigsid.
2. Sheep are not to be trusted.
3. Never eat lentils.
4. Do not kill turtles.
5. Always pray immersed in water.