Ciss is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, all-powerful badger.

Ciss created a bottom quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Ciss, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Ciss, it will jump up and down on your head.

Ciss' most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Ciss' Holy Commandments

1. Never sit in the presence of tapirs.

2. Do not kill hamsters.

3. Do not eat strawberries.

4. Never jump in holy places.

5. You must love Ciss.
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