Nurlogbop is a god.
She takes the form of a rotund, bad-tempered
centaur.
Nurlogbop created the planet Earth eight thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Nurlogbop, she will be shocked.
If you do not believe in
Nurlogbop, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.
Nurlogbop's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.
Nurlogbop's Holy Commandments1. Always wear blue.
2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
3. Always take life seriously.
4. Never paint your arms pink.
5. Do not take Nurlogbop's name in vain.