Botkintaf is a god.
It takes the form of a slender, selfish
squirrel.
Botkintaf created the Sun eight billion years ago.
If you believe in
Botkintaf, it will grant you eternal life.
If you do not believe in
Botkintaf, it will be very sad.
Botkintaf's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.
Botkintaf's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about swans.
2. Never sing in the presence of rats.
3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Botkintaf.
4. Always make sure there are no great tits in a building before entering it.
5. Run away if five otters approach from the north.