Yamdabwit is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, resourceful mouse.

Yamdabwit created tapeworms seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yamdabwit, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Yamdabwit, she will turn you into a duck.

Yamdabwit's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Yamdabwit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. You must love Yamdabwit.

5. Always look after injured squirrels.