Kamfomcit is a god.

It takes the form of a small, pitiless goose.

Kamfomcit created the Sunflower Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Kamfomcit, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Kamfomcit, it will turn you into a sheep.

Kamfomcit's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Kamfomcit's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never think ill of sick mice.

3. Kamfomcit loves sharks, so they must be respected.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never look in ponds.