Kamfomcit is a god.
It takes the form of a small, pitiless
goose.
Kamfomcit created the Sunflower Galaxy four years ago.
If you believe in
Kamfomcit, it will give you great power.
If you do not believe in
Kamfomcit, it will turn you into a sheep.
Kamfomcit's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.
Kamfomcit's Holy Commandments1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.
2. Never think ill of sick mice.
3. Kamfomcit loves sharks, so they must be respected.
4. Do not covet oxen.
5. Never look in ponds.