Fobvilbess is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, intelligent pig.

Fobvilbess created a down quark nine million years ago.

If you believe in Fobvilbess, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Fobvilbess, she will curse you with boils.

Fobvilbess' most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Fobvilbess' Holy Commandments

1. Never skip in the presence of badgers.

2. Do not speak about aubergines.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Always help shrews.

5. Do not stand on grass.
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