Cudrulhiv Sagfabbet is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, omnipotent donkey.

Cudrulhiv Sagfabbet created dark matter two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cudrulhiv Sagfabbet, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Cudrulhiv Sagfabbet, he will torture you forever.

Cudrulhiv Sagfabbet's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Cudrulhiv Sagfabbet's Holy Commandments

1. Mice are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Do not run in public.

3. Do not take Cudrulhiv Sagfabbet's name in vain.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Always pray immersed in water.