Minceprip Omtgemlen is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, calm zebra.

Minceprip Omtgemlen created the Tadpole Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Minceprip Omtgemlen, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Minceprip Omtgemlen, she will turn you into a frog.

Minceprip Omtgemlen's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Minceprip Omtgemlen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.