Ponjenlistgig is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, confident cat.

Ponjenlistgig created an electron nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ponjenlistgig, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Ponjenlistgig, she will turn you into a mouse.

Ponjenlistgig's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Ponjenlistgig's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Do not take Ponjenlistgig's name in vain.

3. Never paint your feet brown.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not dye your hair black.