Negsugyart is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, conceited hamster.

Negsugyart created the world five billion years ago.

If you believe in Negsugyart, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Negsugyart, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Negsugyart's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Negsugyart's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Always make sure there are no great tits in a room before entering it.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.