Wonjanyak is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, strong capybara.

Wonjanyak created humanity four million years ago.

If you believe in Wonjanyak, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Wonjanyak, he will send minions to preach to you.

Wonjanyak's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Wonjanyak's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about goats.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.