Dabfodbun Sabtagtig Sawarmyam is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, boastful narwhal.

Dabfodbun Sabtagtig Sawarmyam created the Tadpole Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dabfodbun Sabtagtig Sawarmyam, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Dabfodbun Sabtagtig Sawarmyam, it will remove you from existence.

Dabfodbun Sabtagtig Sawarmyam's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Dabfodbun Sabtagtig Sawarmyam's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear scarves.

2. Always wear green.

3. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Dabfodbun Sabtagtig Sawarmyam loves sheep, so they must be respected.
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