Nangetnig is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, tranquil cow.

Nangetnig created the planet Mars five billion years ago.

If you believe in Nangetnig, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Nangetnig, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Nangetnig's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Nangetnig's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Nangetnig.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Nangetnig.

3. Erect three copper sculptures of Nangetnig on top of important buildings.

4. Never eat bananas.

5. Do not chop down trees.