Nulcuthomdit is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, self-confident spider.

Nulcuthomdit created the Milkyway two million years ago.

If you believe in Nulcuthomdit, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Nulcuthomdit, it will boil you in a big pot.

Nulcuthomdit's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Nulcuthomdit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Never eat pineapples.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Always help tapirs.

5. Never look at moons.
Votes: 23       Vote for this god
Previous god       Next god