Zigstafaf Rapjabflykikkomxuck is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, resourceful mink.

Zigstafaf Rapjabflykikkomxuck created bats two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zigstafaf Rapjabflykikkomxuck, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Zigstafaf Rapjabflykikkomxuck, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Zigstafaf Rapjabflykikkomxuck's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Zigstafaf Rapjabflykikkomxuck's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

2. Always look after injured horses.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never talk about galaxies.