Lagganfod is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, strong centaur.

Lagganfod created the Milkyway nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lagganfod, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Lagganfod, he will torture you forever.

Lagganfod's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Lagganfod's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your hands indigo.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never feed strawberries to ants while wearing orange corsets.

4. Respect your elders.

5. You must never eat rice.