Dusskarbif is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, two-faced dugong.

Dusskarbif created dark matter two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dusskarbif, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Dusskarbif, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Dusskarbif's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Dusskarbif's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never think about gravity.