Yakminbem is a god.

She takes the form of a large, cheerful chinchilla.

Yakminbem created dark matter three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yakminbem, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Yakminbem, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Yakminbem's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Yakminbem's Holy Commandments

1. Erect four iron sculptures of Yakminbem on top of important buildings.

2. Do not speak about bread.

3. Never talk about stars.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.