Pidhuncanwigrulldisstaryim is a god.

He takes the form of a small, witty otter.

Pidhuncanwigrulldisstaryim created the Large Magellanic Cloud six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pidhuncanwigrulldisstaryim, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Pidhuncanwigrulldisstaryim, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Pidhuncanwigrulldisstaryim's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Pidhuncanwigrulldisstaryim's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate monkeys.

3. Always look after injured cats.

4. Never write about galaxies.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.