Ratfomrap Litstanbest is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, self-confident goose.

Ratfomrap Litstanbest created gold nine million years ago.

If you believe in Ratfomrap Litstanbest, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Ratfomrap Litstanbest, she will think nothing of it.

Ratfomrap Litstanbest's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Ratfomrap Litstanbest's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Ratfomrap Litstanbest.

4. Never eat limes.

5. Never talk about fire.