Camrilbad is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, self-confident fairy.

Camrilbad created Africa nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Camrilbad, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Camrilbad, she will ignore you.

Camrilbad's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Camrilbad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Camrilbad's name in vain.

2. Hide from purple pigs for they are unholy.

3. Never sing in holy places.

4. Do not drink water in orange rooms.

5. Never hurt moths.