Hogfadced Bugbaghit is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, effective gerbil.

Hogfadced Bugbaghit created the Whirlpool Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Hogfadced Bugbaghit, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Hogfadced Bugbaghit, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Hogfadced Bugbaghit's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Hogfadced Bugbaghit's Holy Commandments

1. Put Hogfadced Bugbaghit first in all things.

2. Never paint your back gray.

3. Never write about asteroids.

4. Do not drink water in mauve rooms.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.