Nullbumnar is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, vain bee.

Nullbumnar created a quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Nullbumnar, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Nullbumnar, she will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Nullbumnar's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Nullbumnar's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if nine great tits approach from the north.

2. Always wear violet.

3. Do not eat apples.

4. Never go into magenta rooms.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.