Libxemzen is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, humane crow.

Libxemzen created the universe eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Libxemzen, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Libxemzen, it will not care.

Libxemzen's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Libxemzen's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Libxemzen's priests.

2. Do not take Libxemzen's name in vain.

3. Libxemzen must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Libxemzen loves hamsters, so they must be honoured.