Ragartgan is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, idiotic dog.

Ragartgan created the Sun eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ragartgan, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Ragartgan, he will throw large rocks at you.

Ragartgan's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Ragartgan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Hide if seven ants approach from the east.

5. Never play with disobedient children.