Badpangvid is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, witty hedgehog.

Badpangvid created the Whirlpool Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Badpangvid, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Badpangvid, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Badpangvid's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Badpangvid's Holy Commandments

1. Badpangvid loves dolphins, so they must be honoured.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Do not hurt birds.

4. Put Badpangvid first in all things.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.