Sawtarppin is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, blissful jaguar.

Sawtarppin created the planet Earth three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sawtarppin, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Sawtarppin, he will be mildly annoyed.

Sawtarppin's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Sawtarppin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill capybaras.

2. Never go into green rooms.

3. Run away if nine geese approach from the south.

4. You must never eat limes.

5. Do not chop down trees.