Gidbaflam is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, witty cobra.

Gidbaflam created carbon three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gidbaflam, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Gidbaflam, it will turn you into a rat.

Gidbaflam's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Gidbaflam's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Pray towards the north.