Pitpansas is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, egotistical goat.

Pitpansas created the Sombrero Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pitpansas, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Pitpansas, it will be very unhappy.

Pitpansas' most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Pitpansas' Holy Commandments

1. Run away if four nematodes approach from the west.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Never mention gulls.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Never laugh in holy places.