Sterxembut is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, blissful mink.

Sterxembut created the planet Saturn four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sterxembut, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Sterxembut, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Sterxembut's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Sterxembut's Holy Commandments

1. Erect nine gold sculptures of Sterxembut on top of important buildings.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.