Sinpinpog is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, cheerful fly.

Sinpinpog created a bottom quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sinpinpog, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Sinpinpog, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Sinpinpog's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Sinpinpog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Run away if nine ducks approach from the west.

3. Do not speak about carrots.

4. You must pray to Sinpinpog five times a day.

5. Do not eat onions.