Jadtomtit is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, sapient human.

Jadtomtit created the Tadpole Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jadtomtit, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Jadtomtit, it will turn you into a puffin.

Jadtomtit's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Jadtomtit's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Do not wear mauve clothing.

3. Always help grasshopers in need.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Hide if four dogs approach from the north.