Nillartmin Wabhadbabnull is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, uncaring goat.

Nillartmin Wabhadbabnull created a Higgs boson eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nillartmin Wabhadbabnull, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Nillartmin Wabhadbabnull, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Nillartmin Wabhadbabnull's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Nillartmin Wabhadbabnull's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Put Nillartmin Wabhadbabnull first in all things.

4. Always look after injured snakes.

5. Do not drink alcohol.