Ragcatwig is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, ruthless skunk.

Ragcatwig created the Small Magellanic Cloud two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ragcatwig, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Ragcatwig, she will turn you into a tree.

Ragcatwig's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Ragcatwig's Holy Commandments

1. Put Ragcatwig first in all things.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Ragcatwig.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never pour water over plants.