Bigkadcat Fobbintam is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, merciless centaur.

Bigkadcat Fobbintam created a down quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bigkadcat Fobbintam, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Bigkadcat Fobbintam, he will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Bigkadcat Fobbintam's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Bigkadcat Fobbintam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never bounce in holy places.

5. Never think ill of sick monkeys.