Gadvigjanfoss is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, thoughtless dragon.

Gadvigjanfoss created the universe four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gadvigjanfoss, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Gadvigjanfoss, he will turn you into a frog.

Gadvigjanfoss' most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Gadvigjanfoss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Gadvigjanfoss' name in vain.

2. Always make sure there are no ants in a building before entering it.

3. Always treat rats with great respect.

4. Never talk about black holes.

5. Always obey Gadvigjanfoss' priests.