Bodgiggab Sommonveen Honripbab is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, blissful jellyfish.

Bodgiggab Sommonveen Honripbab created the solar system five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bodgiggab Sommonveen Honripbab, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Bodgiggab Sommonveen Honripbab, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Bodgiggab Sommonveen Honripbab's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Bodgiggab Sommonveen Honripbab's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from blue porpoises, for they are unholy.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate moths.

3. Do not eat lemons.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not wear violet clothing.