Flynadshav is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, temperamental jaguar.

Flynadshav created dark matter two million years ago.

If you believe in Flynadshav, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Flynadshav, she will refuse to believe in you.

Flynadshav's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Flynadshav's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate moths.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Never talk about ants.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.