Cusskimwap is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, tranquil wolf.

Cusskimwap created vertebrates five billion years ago.

If you believe in Cusskimwap, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Cusskimwap, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Cusskimwap's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Cusskimwap's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the east.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate swans.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never think ill of sick aardvarks.