Cutbem is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, merciful bird.

Cutbem created carbon three million years ago.

If you believe in Cutbem, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Cutbem, she will boil you in a big pot.

Cutbem's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Cutbem's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about asteroids.

2. Never paint your chest pink.

3. Always help sick whales.

4. Never look at galaxies.

5. Cutbem loves snakes, so they must be honoured.